Top 10 signs you are a new parent…

1. Your day is a success if the dishwasher is loaded and you get a shower.

2. You wake up to your spouse accidentally burping you in his sleep.

3. Your laundry consists of 100% pajamas.

4. The idea of going grocery shopping is exciting and exotic.

5. Your camera’s memory card has eight billion new pictures to upload.

6. Facebook has become your primary source of communication to the outside world.

7. You rejoice when you get four hours of continuous sleep.

8. You suddenly have nothing else to talk about but the baby.

9. Spit up has become a standard part of your uniform.

10. Everyday you wake up just to see this face:

It may be due to gas, but its still a smile!

6 thoughts on “Top 10 signs you are a new parent…

  1. Unknown's avatar

    Hey, Isn't that Cheesy Jazz Face?? So cute and funny!

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  2. Unknown's avatar

    Your 10 signs are so true. Love the gassy smile!

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  3. Unknown's avatar

    Haha love it. My husband has walked through the house before, holding his arms as if our son was in them in his sleep, and then asking me to take the baby :). He also asked me to give him a drink of the baby's formula in his sleep :). Soo funny

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    Haha love it. My husband has walked through the house before, holding his arms as if our son was in them in his sleep, and then asking me to take the baby :). He also asked me to give him a drink of the baby's formula in his sleep :). Soo funny

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  5. Unknown's avatar

    I have SO been there. I call it the newborn haze period, where everything feels like a fog! We have been through it 3 times and the 3rd time it was with two, so I get extra points for that! Sounds like you are exactly where you should be the newborn timeline! She is beautiful. Love reading your blog!

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    She is a doll, I love to see smiles in the morning.

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