2. You wake up to your spouse accidentally burping you in his sleep.
3. Your laundry consists of 100% pajamas.
4. The idea of going grocery shopping is exciting and exotic.
5. Your camera’s memory card has eight billion new pictures to upload.
6. Facebook has become your primary source of communication to the outside world.
7. You rejoice when you get four hours of continuous sleep.
8. You suddenly have nothing else to talk about but the baby.
9. Spit up has become a standard part of your uniform.
10. Everyday you wake up just to see this face:
It may be due to gas, but its still a smile!