I know they are offensive.
I know they defy all of my style/fashion knowledge.
I know I look like a total square walking around with these (plus a pregnant belly, priceless) but these shoes have tiny little croc nubbins in them that make me feel like I am getting a foot massage wherever I go. I’m excited to take trips to the bathroom at work now because its like, hey, I can get a massage the whole way there and the whole way back.
You may see me waddling around with these bad boys on my feet- you may point and laugh and mock me. But in case you haven’t noticed from knowing me slash reading my blog, I don’t really care what you think. Me and my feet are in croc heaven.