Is it too much to hope that I might be able to get my oil changed on my hour lunch break? I mean, a full hour, would that be too much to handle? And while I wait in that tiny germ-filled “air conditioned” box, is it too much to ask for you to have ANYTHING to read but Sports Illustrated magazines from 2006? And no, putting “Passions” on your T.V. does not make up for it. Also, could you please not tell me all of the different liquids that were full, topped off or empty? I do not want to see my air filter- never ever. No, I would not like to have my transmission changed out or four new tires and definitely not new wiper blades, mine are fine thank you. And as much as I enjoy folding that giant pink paper receipt and squishing it into my wallet, would it be possible for you to print a normal sized receipt for me? I do enjoy stepping into the oily nastiness that is your garage, but maybe an inside computer, with anyone other than mr. greasy hands could operate, would be nice.
Your loyal customer since 2000,
Micci with the 4 runner.