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Measuring 41 weeks at 39. Awesome. She says its because he is still floating and isn’t “engaged” but also maybe this baby is big. Sure feels like he is sitting riiiiight there on all of my lungs. Also I think my patience has totally run out. Like I have no more for the duration of the pregnancy, that’s it, it’s over. Sorry everyone who I may or may not hit in the face, it’s not you, it’s me. Hormones are making me crazy.
Important questions: Do I have to wash my hair today. Who is bringing me more sonic ice. Why is costco out of chocolate granola. Also who gave jimmy fallon permission to take the week off. Why are boys easter clothes so difficult to find. Is it appropriate for me to wear yoga pants to church. When will burrito bandito deliver.