how to date.

Going out on a date just isn’t quite as easy as it used to be.

2:30 Baby wakes up from nap. Commence play time.
3:30 Pass baby off to husband. Take a nice long shower. Rejoice.
3:50 Baby reappears. Wants to “help” blowdry your hair.
3:55 Baby puts moisturizer in her hair.
4:00 Baby sits on counter while you do your make up.
4:05 Baby throws MAC brushes under running water
4:10 Baby sits in wet sink.
4:15 Give up and put baby in the bath tub
4:20 Finish hair while singing nursery rhymes

4:30 Try to feed baby dinner. Baby throws food on floor. Not excited to be in her high chair.
4:45 Should have fed baby before bath. Open new pack of wet wipes.
5:00 Pack bag for Isabelle. Include jammies, extra jammies, a hundred diapers, toothbrush, sleep sack
5:05 Peer into closet. Realize all pants are dirty. Find some in the dryer. Rejoice again.
5:10 Baby has removed pants. Change baby into suitable play clothes.
5:12 Sweating.
5:15 Where is Olivia.
5:17 WHERE IS THAT DOLL.
5:19. Of course, there she is.
5:20 Run by moms, pick up our pack n play
5:25 Apply lipstick in the car. Not the best idea.
5:30 Arrive at Scott and JaNae’s. Baby is giddy with excitement. Wants out of car.
5:30 Baby runs into Madilyn’s arms, not stopping to look back.
5:32 Drive away.

5:40 Arrive at dinner 20 minutes early.
6:00 Eat the most delicious shrimp fettuccine in the entire world. (nellos.) company is pretty great too.
6:30 Light some bananas on fire, flambe style.
6:45 Have an hour before movie starts.
6:50 Get groceries quick like, unpack and put them away at home
7:45 See movie! Remember jellybeans in purse pocket. Rejoice.
9:50 Retrieve sleeping baby. Hear about her night. Missed that baby.