Unedited Brain Vomit

Getting Izzie to nap the last two days has been kind of like getting my Mom’s hair wet when she goes swimming- nearly impossible without force. I caved this afternoon and put her in the car for a drive and she was out in four minutes. I’m wondering if she is ready for one nap a day instead of two naps? Or maybe she is cutting even more teeth? I swear if she keeps up like this she is going to have teeth like a Great White. Not that I wouldn’t be extremely proud…

I’m so over SYTYCD this season. I miss Miami Asian. Billy is annoying me. Why isn’t Mia doing more group choreography. I vote Lauren for the win. Or Twitch, I wish he could win. And while I’m spouting about reality tv, this may be the lamest Bachelorette in the show’s history. Every week I can barely watch as Ali makes poor outfit choices and refuses to comb her hair. Cmon girlfriend, have a little dignity. Let’s get some product in there and use a hot tool or two. Scragglepuff central.

My house looks like a tornado of toys blew through, then came back around for another pass. I would probably pick up the toys, but, she’s just napping. She is going to want all of them out again in order to cast them aside and cry for different ones. It’s inevitable. At least my toilets are clean, that totally counts for something.

Also, my Toshiba is in the hospital. It crapped out like two weeks ago, and we are still waiting on the box to arrive for me to ship it in to them. My laptops always have history of faulty power plugs, they lose their charge and can not be revived. So, this photo wall project that I have been working on/ procrastinating since about April can’t be completed until the computer gets sent away, worked on, and returned to me. I’m thinking by about Christmas time I’ll have that picture wall in the entry way all finished. Perfect.

Turns out, Redding is hot. Like the surface of the sun had some time off and wanted to go some place warm so it came to Redding for vacay. Can you read that? It says ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN DEGREES in my CAR. Eff.

I think I’ll go to bed at 8 tonight. Is that too early?

3 thoughts on “Unedited Brain Vomit

  1. Reading this makes me miss you! The Bachelorette is by far the worst…looking at her makes me sick, but I still watch every week. I can't believe it is that hot. Yuck.Wish you lived closer so that you could give me ideas for my house. I have like 3 things hanging on the wall. The rest are in the living room sitting on the floor. It is awesome. 😦

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  2. I dedicate my latest blog post to you, my kindred spirit. Because of your brave admission, I found the courage to post about the appalling MESS that is this season's The Bachelorette. It's an outrageously judgmental and snotty missive, but it was so cleansing. And by the way, Chris is my pick for this season, but I'm sure it's in vain because I am positive she will pick Roberto. Alas.

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  3. I dedicate my latest blog post to you, my kindred spirit. Because of your brave admission, I found the courage to post about the appalling MESS that is this season's The Bachelorette. It's an outrageously judgmental and snotty missive, but it was so cleansing. And by the way, Chris is my pick for this season, but I'm sure it's in vain because I am positive she will pick Roberto. Alas.

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