Jazz to the Rescue

Thursday I came home from work with the Hurricane Katrina of migraines. I get headaches a lot, and we are currently conducting a thorough investigation as to why this is occurring. Half way through the my work day, Stacy walked by my desk and said, “ah man, you really look awful.” That’s why me and Stacy are friends. She can tell me that I am one shade of pale away from death, and I can say,”thanks friend, now lets go get some donuts.”

Jazz came home to this:

I have been advised from a few different sources not to post this picture because this is, by far, THE WORST PICTURE OF ME EVER TAKEN. I realize that. I know I look like I have just fallen out of a 40-foot tree into a pond full of crocodiles and lived to tell the tale. I see the bags and puffiness, the exasperated ponytail. I am aware.

I am posting this because I have the coolest husband on the planet. He still likes me when I look like this! Even loves me! He will even sit by me in bed while I whine and tear at my own eyeballs! He will even scratch my back for hours upon end until I finally fall asleep! These are the qualities you want in a husband. Those, along with Taking Garbage Out and Snow Shoveling.

Friday the headache was downgraded from a hurricane to local tropical storm. The Red Cross contacted me, and the Relief Society sent 100 blankets. Don’t worry, all is well again.

12 thoughts on “Jazz to the Rescue

  1. Poor thing! I’m glad you’re doing better. That sounds just MISERABLE. I’m afraid to say flu season will be creeping up on us soon, and that’s pretty rough stuff too. I’m glad Jazz rocks so much.

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  2. Poor thing! I’m glad you’re doing better. That sounds just MISERABLE. I’m afraid to say flu season will be creeping up on us soon, and that’s pretty rough stuff too. I’m glad Jazz rocks so much.

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  3. That sounds terrible, but I have to say the way you phrased it all totally made me laugh. I am sitting here at work laughing to myself.

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  4. awwwww, auntie mic! i think it’s awesome that amidst the storm you still find humor and even more than that you still find some tender goodness…aka jazz! how weird is that?! glad he helps you out! feel better soon, pookie!

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  5. I still think you’re cute… 40 foot tree and crocodiles or not. You are adorable.

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  6. awww, my wife! You gotta love her, I know I do!

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  7. The most freaking awesome picture of all time. Good luck with the headaches. I hate hate hate migraines.

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  8. SO sorry. I have to admit that picture is pretty awesome! You make me laugh! Good thing that you have a great husband.

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  9. You’re awesome! I feel your pain cuz I get monster migraines too though I never take pictorial proof shots.:)

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  10. OMG you look like ass! Good thing you got hitched before anyone could see this pic!

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  11. let us know if there is anything we can do! Garrett

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