2010 Oscar Recap

I love watching the Oscars- Jazz and I usually print out a ballet and compete to see who can guess the most winners correctly. I am proud to say that I recovered from my slightly narrow loss last year to brutally kill Jazz in the competition this year. Sucka! You never saw The Hurt Locker coming!

Highlights include: Steve Martin and Alex Baldwin as hosts. Just the right amount of mockery and humor.

Best Dressed:

Sandra Bullock: Gorgeous dress, gorgeous hair, gorgeous makeup. Timeless. Best she has ever looked. She’s 45! Give me a break!


Sarah Jessica Parker: Loved the vintage look! The best shot was when she would turn around- the back of the dress was beautiful and her hair was huge. I love huge hair, can’t go wrong.

Rachel McAdams: Some people didn’t like this dress but I loved it! I thought it looked like a swirly watercolor just painted all over her body. Not everyone could pull this off, but it looked fantastic on her.

Ben Stiller as an avatar: Brilliant. The tail thing? Had me dying. I love that he didn’t bother to shave his beard, he just painted over it. Ben Stiller is right up there with Will Ferrell. Well, close anyway.

Worst Dressed:

Charlize Theron. I’m sorry, but really? We couldn’t have placed those rosettes anywhere else? It’s very forgettable and bridesmaidy.

Miley Sirus: At first glance, I was like- hey, this is kinda pretty. I think I would really have liked this on someone else, maybe someone a little older? I don’t know, the bodice is tight, I’m not crazy about her hair and makeup. She could be the bride for Charlize’s bridesmaid dress.

Mariah Carey: FAIL! How many times do I have to tell you, Mimi! Its boobs OR leg! NEVER BOTH. (Sorry I said boobs, mom.)

Honorable Mention:

Cameron Diaz: I really thought this dress was stunning but something about her top half just wasn’t quite right for me. Earrings? 80’s Wave? I don’t know, I can’t put my finger on it.

Overall it was quite the impressive showing of celebrities and egos and tears and speeches. Jazz, I accept your challenge for next year’s event, though you will never prevail again.

7 thoughts on “2010 Oscar Recap

  1. Sandra Bullock did look amazing, but what was up with the front of Sarah Jessica Parker's hair…it was like frizzy. Charlize Theron's dress was a disaster! I couldn't believe it…the rosettes and color. Yuck!Glad that you beat Jazz this year.

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  2. Sandra Bullock stole the show, I thought. She looked so so fab. Charlize, agreed. Are those roses holding her in place?

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  3. Hannah Montana's posture was Not Good, friends. Poor SJP… she looked so tired, leathery, and just a mess. Where were the SITC make up peeps?

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  4. Hannah Montana's posture was Not Good, friends. Poor SJP… she looked so tired, leathery, and just a mess. Where were the SITC make up peeps?

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  5. Great re-cap on the Oscars! You should write for the Hollywood mags! Love looking at your blog! So entertaining and fun! Isabelle is growing like a weed and I have to admit, looks a lot like her daddy.

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  7. Yeah, can you do something about Miley Sirus's posture. That would do wonders for any dress. I'm with you on most of your opinions, except I didn't really like the front of Sarah Jessica's dress. I think you had to see the back to get the front which is just wrong. Charlize and Mariah were terrible. I think the awards shows in the 80's always had terrible fashion, so they do seem to be better now than in the past.

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