Highlights include: Steve Martin and Alex Baldwin as hosts. Just the right amount of mockery and humor.
Sandra Bullock: Gorgeous dress, gorgeous hair, gorgeous makeup. Timeless. Best she has ever looked. She’s 45! Give me a break!
Rachel McAdams: Some people didn’t like this dress but I loved it! I thought it looked like a swirly watercolor just painted all over her body. Not everyone could pull this off, but it looked fantastic on her.
Ben Stiller as an avatar: Brilliant. The tail thing? Had me dying. I love that he didn’t bother to shave his beard, he just painted over it. Ben Stiller is right up there with Will Ferrell. Well, close anyway.
Miley Sirus: At first glance, I was like- hey, this is kinda pretty. I think I would really have liked this on someone else, maybe someone a little older? I don’t know, the bodice is tight, I’m not crazy about her hair and makeup. She could be the bride for Charlize’s bridesmaid dress.
Overall it was quite the impressive showing of celebrities and egos and tears and speeches. Jazz, I accept your challenge for next year’s event, though you will never prevail again.